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   1 n$="Raw and bleeding"
   1 n$="Please, don't shake hands"
   1 n$="Normal"
   1 n$="Just right for the blackboard"
   1 n$="Freddy Kreuger-esque"
   1 n$="Chomp!"
   1 n$="Approaching freakish"
   1 n$="""Stressed nails"""
   1 m$=m$+"  Yams.  What are they all about?                  
   1 m$=m$+"  THIS GAME WAS WRITTEN ON AN AMIGA 1200 RUNNING THE SPECCY EMULATOR 'ZXAM'.                "
   1 m$=m$+"  Oh well.  Cabbages is as cabbages does, that's what I always say.                  Is anyone out there still reading this, or at least the <slightest> bit interested? At all?                I'll take that as a 'no' then."
   1 m$=m$+"  Not that you care or anything.  I mean: tch.               "
   1 m$=m$+"  NAILS:
   1 m$=m$+"  It took you "+d$+" days.  That's "+y$+" years, y'fussy sod."
   1 m$=m$+"               Another go? 
   1 m$=m$+"                Oh, and by the way, you could've sped this scrolly up by holding down 'f'.  But I just let you suffer.  Dogtanian got on your nerves yet? Ha! Ha! Ha! (gibber)                "
   1 m$=m$+"                  One final, ultra-important message: you are all a load of flecky grungemarrows, and will remain that way until the wrath of Suki Pipsquitter has been appeased.                In the words of the Digitiser Snakes: ""just play the game, man"".                "
   1 m$="              HELLO AND WELCOME TO 'NAILS!', A BOWEL-LOOSENINGLY ACCURATE SIMULATION OF 
   1 m$="               Congratulations!  You have successfully recovered all of your bodily keratin."
   1 YES.          
   1 PRESS ANY KEY
   1 NailsProg N%
   1 Nails     
   1 IT IS.              "
   1 HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
   1 ;"your exams. "
   1 ;"try and give";
   1 ;"to a haddock"
   1 ;"that you're ";
   1 ;"so you can  ";
   1 ;"smoking just";
   1 ;"records.    "
   1 ;"pie.        "
   1 ;"of your     ";
   1 ;"of raw      ";
   1 ;"mistakenly  ";
   1 ;"[email protected]"
   1 ;"it up.      "
   1 ;"incontinent."
   1 ;"herpes.     "
   1 ;"harrassed by";
   1 ;"give your   ";
   1 ;"giraffe for ";
   1 ;"genital     ";
   1 ;"eat 6 kilos ";
   1 ;"delinquent  ";
   1 ;"credit card ";
   1 ;"coffee.     "
   1 ;"babies.     "
   1 ;"accidentally";
   1 ;"a flock of  ";
   1 ;"a delicious ";
   1 ;"a dead      ";
   1 ;"You start   ";
   1 ;"You mistake ";
   1 ;"You lose all";
   1 ;"You get     ";
   1 ;"You fail all";
   1 ;"You discover";
   1 ;"You contract";
   1 ;"Trent D'arby";
   1 ;"Terence     ";
   1 ;"Program: NailsProg";
   1 ;"Oh no!":
   1 ;"Joe Mackay";
   1 ;"Day ";day
   1 ;"<- GOAL"
   1 ;"      ";
   1 *THE STORY SO FAR...*
   1 *** TITLES ***
   1 *** SCROLLY ***
   1 *** NAILS ***
   1 *** HAND ***
   1 (day/365.25
   1 'FINGERNAILS'.               "
   1 '''"You have had your fingernails   ripped off in a bizarre accidentinvolving melons."
   1 '"Fortunately, thanks to the      wonders of fingers, they will   grow back.  But you must endure life's stressful situations as  normal until they are fully     grown."
   1 '"Controls: Sheer willpower"
   1  to start......"
   1  TO START!"
   1  Oh no.                 A strange smell has just entered the room.  It would seem that the 58 year old cabbage buried 'neath the floorboards in a fit of gibbon-induced stupidity has started to decay."
   1  IT'S GRAET!   GRAETER THAN A REELY GRAET FING.  
   1  (y/n)        "